Drunk as Fuck

Santa My Ass

I'm so glad Christmas is over. I don't hate Christmas: I just hate how this fictitious, random ass mofo named Kris Kringle, aka Santa, gets all of the credit for my personal sacrifices with my hard-earned money. I don't want to sound selfish, but I'm ready for my children to know the truth.

In the end, I don't want to spoil it for my children; so I'll continue to play secret Santa, until they're old enough to realize the ridiculousness of it all. I'll just wait until their questions come- asking me to explain the logic- before I spill the beans. For now, I think about Katt Williams' joke where he says 'no, daddy brought that with his weed money' and laugh it off.

I Used to Love Him

Kanye West addresses anti-Semitic accusation

Dec. 21, 2013, 6:12 AM EST

WENN
Kanye West has defended himself against allegations of anti-Semitism following a recent radio rant, insisting his controversial comments were meant as a compliment.
While discussing U.S. president Barack Obama during an interview on radio station Power 105 last month, the outspoken rapper compared the financial advantages of the Jewish and Arab nations against black people, stating, "Black people don't have the same level of connections as Jewish people. Black people don't have the same connections as oil people."
However, the comment sparked fury among several Jewish leaders with Abraham H. Foxman, Anti-Defamation League Director, stating, "This is classic anti-Semitism. There it goes again, the age-old canard that Jews are all-powerful and control the levers of power in government. As a celebrity with a wide following, Kanye West should know better."
The "Stronger" hitmaker has since revisited his comments to address the accusation, and he insists his words have been misunderstood. He tells the Chicago B96 radio station, "I thought that I was giving a compliment, but if anything, it came off more ignorant. When I said this comment about Jews having money and blacks not having money, I think that it was kind of like an ignorant compliment. I think it was an ignorant compliment."
He adds, "I don't know how being told you have money is like an insult, that would be like if (somebody) complimented black guys and said, 'All black guys got big penises.' You don't want to be the black guy that raises your hand, like, 'No! That's not true. I got proof.' I thought by saying everybody had money that would be a compliment. It was an ignorant compliment. Maybe I would like to take that statement away."



"Maybe I would like to take that statement away." You think?! I'm ready for somebody to Sharkeisha his ass.

Don't Fuck With My Girl(s)

A random fight video that I thought was funny. Go USA!

U.S. women beat Canada in hockey, game ends in huge brawl

Quit Playing With Your Balls

A large percentage if my anger stems from driving. People are idiots, yet they're still allowed to drive. One thing that really drives me crazy is when I'm in the turning lane, and I miss the light because the dummy in the front wasn't paying attention. What are you doing?! The shit that really pisses me off is when the bitch in the front waits until the very last minute to turn and ends up being the only person that makes the light. WTF?! Kill yourself.

To Hell With Black Friday

I simply cannot participate in Black Friday; I don't even waste my time trying to shop. The craziest thing to me is how the stores only put about three or four discounted hot ticket items on the shelves for everyone to go crazy over. You may save money on certain things, but you definitely pay for it during your shopping experience.

I can't stand it when people reach over me to get to something. Either wait for me to move, or come stand next to me- while leaving enough room to not invade my personal space. When people stand next to me, I tend to put a slight pep in my step in an effort to be courteous.

I hate the parking lot fuckery. There is a proper protocol that needs to be respected. If I'm waiting on a space, you can't take it just because the person in the spot backed out/pulled out in a way where you were able to get in the spot first. I try not to be confrontational anymore, but I do give people the stare of death as I drive past.

The way people ignore common decency is what ultimately ruins Black Friday for me. The thought of a person getting trampled on or hurt in any other type of way is ridiculous to me. Not to mention the thieves waiting to come up. Nowadays, I find myself shopping online or at random pawn shops on Black Friday. Easy peasy.

You Grocery Whore

It seems as if I'm constantly cursing someone out at the grocery store. I don't mean to be mean, but it just annoys me when people act stupid.

I hate it when people place their shopping cart in a manner that prevents me from passing. The aisles are only about two carts wide. Why is your cart sideways?! I cursed this old lady out so bad one time, I had to call my mother and apologize to her as though she represented all old people. It was that bad. I mean, I... went... in on that old lady. I was like, "Bitch, this ain't your personal grocery store. The sign outside doesn't say Betty Sue's Grocery Store. Act like other people shop in this mother fucker and keep your cart on the side." Jesus, please help me.

I get annoyed as fuck when people are not ready to pay once the cashier has finished ringing up their items. You've been standing in line forever. Why did you wait until the last minute to get your money together? As soon as you get in line, get your coins in order. Also, know how much your items cost before you get to the cashier. You look so stupid when you have $100 worth of items and you know you only have $20 in your purse. GTFOHWTBS.

I think its rude when people place cold items in random places in the store. I know this may sound crazy, but the store clerks just pick it up and throw it back in the freezer section like nothing happened. Now I pick up the item, only to realize it's spoiled once I get home. Fuck you.