The Door Is Locked For A Fucking Reason!!

This happened to me.

TF?!

After I saw this, I got mad because I actually thought about the comment made by giantchuchu seriously for a few minutes. It reminded me of why I don't masturbate: I can't enjoy it because I'm too conscious of the fact that I'm doing it to myself. I'm telling myself, "well, yeah, I can see where he's coming from" and then I got mad lol. I mean, do men ever really think about what it would feel like to suck their own dick?!

As a woman, I must admit that I've [momentarily] wondered about how it feels to get head as a man, but NEVER have I ever took it to that extreme: I will never be interested in licking my own vagina- even if it was physically possible.

LOL@A_complete_idiot.

Still A Fan

"Beyoncé is on MJ level; I'll give her that. She has her flaws, but so does everyone else."

That comment almost get my head chopped off on another blog. I know the world hates the Beyhive lol but idgaf about all that: I'm an old fan that will always love her. Let's be clear: she is not the equivalent of MJ, nor does she surpass him in talent. However, as far as  being a brand: Beyoncé is on MJ level. She's making some big moves, and I have to respect her hustle.

With regards to her new music, I like that she's opening up more. I liked her performance of 'Drunk in Love' on the Grammys this year; I think it was appropriate for a grown woman with a child, while still being sexy.

That's all I got.

Phuck Yo Feelings

Don't tell me how to feel- unless you want to get cursed the fuck out. If I tell you I'm angry- or any other emotion, I don't want to hear a speech about why I shouldn't feel that way. I do understand the ambiguous world we live in where everything can be taken out of context by someone, but it still doesn't prevent me from getting angry when someone tries to convince me that I've acted irrationally with my emotions. Fuck you.

On another note, everyone is free to express themselves as they wish; however, I do think that there is a select group of words that should be added to a person's conversational vocabulary with caution. 'Bitch' is always my prime example. 'Bitch' is my favorite curse word, so it gets me into a lot of trouble lol. If you can't take the heat, take the time to choose your words carefully.

Drunk as Fuck

Santa My Ass

I'm so glad Christmas is over. I don't hate Christmas: I just hate how this fictitious, random ass mofo named Kris Kringle, aka Santa, gets all of the credit for my personal sacrifices with my hard-earned money. I don't want to sound selfish, but I'm ready for my children to know the truth.

In the end, I don't want to spoil it for my children; so I'll continue to play secret Santa, until they're old enough to realize the ridiculousness of it all. I'll just wait until their questions come- asking me to explain the logic- before I spill the beans. For now, I think about Katt Williams' joke where he says 'no, daddy brought that with his weed money' and laugh it off.

I Used to Love Him

Kanye West addresses anti-Semitic accusation

Dec. 21, 2013, 6:12 AM EST

WENN
Kanye West has defended himself against allegations of anti-Semitism following a recent radio rant, insisting his controversial comments were meant as a compliment.
While discussing U.S. president Barack Obama during an interview on radio station Power 105 last month, the outspoken rapper compared the financial advantages of the Jewish and Arab nations against black people, stating, "Black people don't have the same level of connections as Jewish people. Black people don't have the same connections as oil people."
However, the comment sparked fury among several Jewish leaders with Abraham H. Foxman, Anti-Defamation League Director, stating, "This is classic anti-Semitism. There it goes again, the age-old canard that Jews are all-powerful and control the levers of power in government. As a celebrity with a wide following, Kanye West should know better."
The "Stronger" hitmaker has since revisited his comments to address the accusation, and he insists his words have been misunderstood. He tells the Chicago B96 radio station, "I thought that I was giving a compliment, but if anything, it came off more ignorant. When I said this comment about Jews having money and blacks not having money, I think that it was kind of like an ignorant compliment. I think it was an ignorant compliment."
He adds, "I don't know how being told you have money is like an insult, that would be like if (somebody) complimented black guys and said, 'All black guys got big penises.' You don't want to be the black guy that raises your hand, like, 'No! That's not true. I got proof.' I thought by saying everybody had money that would be a compliment. It was an ignorant compliment. Maybe I would like to take that statement away."



"Maybe I would like to take that statement away." You think?! I'm ready for somebody to Sharkeisha his ass.