Friday, December 27, 2013

Drunk as Fuck

Santa My Ass

I'm so glad Christmas is over. I don't hate Christmas: I just hate how this fictitious, random ass mofo named Christopher, aka Santa, gets all of the credit for my hard-earned money and personal sacrifices. I don't want to sound selfish, but I'm ready for my children to know the truth. In the end, I don't want to spoil it for my children; so I'll continue to play secret Santa, until they're old enough to realize the ridiculousness of it all. I'll just wait until the questions come asking me to explain the logic before I spill the beans. For now, I think about Katt Williams' joke where he says 'no, daddy brought that with his weed money' and laugh it off.

Saturday, December 21, 2013

I Used to Love Him

Kanye West addresses anti-Semitic accusation
WENN
Kanye West has defended himself against allegations of anti-Semitism following a recent radio rant, insisting his controversial comments were meant as a compliment.
While discussing U.S. president Barack Obama during an interview on radio station Power 105 last month, the outspoken rapper compared the financial advantages of the Jewish and Arab nations against black people, stating, "Black people don't have the same level of connections as Jewish people. Black people don't have the same connections as oil people."
However, the comment sparked fury among several Jewish leaders with Abraham H. Foxman, Anti-Defamation League Director, stating, "This is classic anti-Semitism. There it goes again, the age-old canard that Jews are all-powerful and control the levers of power in government. As a celebrity with a wide following, Kanye West should know better."
The "Stronger" hitmaker has since revisited his comments to address the accusation, and he insists his words have been misunderstood. He tells the Chicago B96 radio station, "I thought that I was giving a compliment, but if anything, it came off more ignorant. When I said this comment about Jews having money and blacks not having money, I think that it was kind of like an ignorant compliment. I think it was an ignorant compliment."
He adds, "I don't know how being told you have money is like an insult, that would be like if (somebody) complimented black guys and said, 'All black guys got big penises.' You don't want to be the black guy that raises your hand, like, 'No! That's not true. I got proof.' I thought by saying everybody had money that would be a compliment. It was an ignorant compliment. Maybe I would like to take that statement away."



"Maybe I would like to take that statement away." You think?! I'm ready for somebody to Sharkeisha his ass.

Don't Fuck With My Girl(s)

A random fight video that I thought was funny. Go USA!


U.S. women beat Canada in hockey, game ends in huge brawl

Saturday, December 7, 2013

Quit Playing With Your Balls

A large percentage if my anger stems from driving. People are idiots, yet they're still allowed to drive. One thing that really drives me crazy is when I'm in the turning lane, and I miss the light because the dummy in the front wasn't paying attention. The shit that really pisses me off is when the bitch in the front waits until the very last minute to turn and ends up being the only person that makes the light. WTF?! Kill yourself.

Saturday, November 30, 2013

To Hell With Black Friday

I simply cannot participate in Black Friday; I don't even waste my time trying to shop. The craziest thing to me is how the stores only put about three or four discounted hot ticket items on the shelves for everyone to go crazy over. You may save money on certain things, but you definitely pay for it during your shopping experience.

I can't stand it when people reach over me to get to something. Either wait for me to move, or come stand next to me- while leaving enough room to not invade my personal space. When people stand next to me, I tend to put a slight pep in my step in an effort to be courteous.

I hate the parking lot fuckery. There is a proper protocol that needs to be respected. If I'm waiting on a space, you can't take it just because the person in the spot backed out/pulled out in a way where you were able to get in the spot first. I try not to be confrontational anymore, but I do give people the stare of death as I drive past.

The way people ignore common decency is what ultimately ruins Black Friday for me. The thought of a person getting trampled on or hurt in any other type of way is ridiculous to me. Not to mention the thieves waiting to come up. Nowadays, I find myself shopping online or at random pawn shops on Black Friday. Easy peasy.

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

You Grocery Whore

It seems as if I'm constantly cursing someone out at the grocery store. I don't mean to be mean, but it just annoys me when people act stupid.

I hate it when people place their shopping cart in a manner that prevents me from passing. The aisles are only about two carts wide. Why is your cart sideways?! I cursed this old lady out so bad one time, I had to call my mother and apologize to her on behalf of all old people. It was that bad. I mean, I... went... in on that old lady. I was like, "Bitch, this ain't your personal grocery store. This ain't Betty Sue's Grocery Store. Act like other people shop in this mother-fucking store and keep your cart on the side." Jesus, please help me.

I get annoyed as fuck when people are not ready to pay once the cashier has finished ringing up their items. You've been standing in line forever. Why did you wait until the last minute to get your money together? As soon as you get in line, get your coins in order. Also, know how much your items cost before you get to the cashier. You look so stupid when you have $100 worth of items and you know you only have $20 in your purse. GTFOHWTBS.

I think its rude when people place cold items in random places in the store. I know this may sound crazy, but the store clerks just pick it up and throw it back in the freezer section like nothing happened. Now I pick up the item, only to realize it's spoiled once I get home (it happened to me one time with some french fries).

Sunday, November 10, 2013

Pissed Off

I hate it when I run to the bathroom to pee, and only about a teaspoon comes out. Why is my bladder taunting me?

I hate it when I'm using a public restroom and my pee sprays all over the place. My urethra has only one hole. Now, I'm hovering over the toilet doing everything I can to avoid falling while trying to keep piss from getting all over me and/or my clothes.

I hate it when a little bit for pee comes out when I cough or laugh too hard. I blame pregnancy for that.

Sometimes I can drink like crazy and go almost all day without peeing, whereas I've had moments where I didn't drink anything and peed all day. Its weird, and I hate it.

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Hell Phones

Cell phones can be useful during times of emergencies, when you're away from home, and a few other scenarios: I get that. Although cell phones have become so vital in today's society (most people can't live without their phone for a day), I'd rather go back to the days when everyone had a house phone with an answering machine. Here are the main reasons why:

You talkin to me?
I hate it when someone has a bluetooth headset in their ear that I can't see. You look stupid talking out loud without a phone to your ear and I look stupid responding to everything you say when you're not even talking to me. I also hate the plug-in headsets that make people look like telemarketers.

Its a cell phone, not a tracking device
Don't call me every five minutes trying to figure out where I am and what I'm doing. Only in the case of a parent looking for their child(ren) is it okay to monitor someones location.

I do have a life, you know
How many times have you gotten cursed out, or cursed someone out over a missed call? Just because you call or text me doesn't mean I have to respond immediately. If I didn't answer the phone or text back, its because I'm not available- often by choice. I can't stand it when people act like the world has ended because you didn't answer within five seconds.

When did you become a Private Investigator? Paparazzi? Journalist?
I was watching the news the other day, and they had a story about a bear that was running wild downtown. The video shows the bear rummaging through garbage bins and people are following the damn bear like idiots trying to record it. Maybe I'm the crazy bitch, but I'm not about to risk my life just to get a picture or video. I do like watching the fight videos, though. [Shout out to worldstarhiphop.com.]

Relationship Sabotage
Trust is often destroyed by cell phones. Put a security code on your phone and see if your significant other doesn't look at you like you have something to hide. If you don't have password protection on your cell, it becomes bait for an insecure partner to snoop. That means going through your call log, text messages, contacts, email, facebook, twitter, picture gallery, etc. They even have software that allows access to deleted content. Chile...

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

F#%!

I'm on a quest to free my mind, body and soul from anger.  My journey consists of obstacles that come in the form of random things that drive me crazy. This blog is a therapeutic tool to aid in my quest.