Sunday, November 10, 2013

Pissed Off

I hate it when I run to the bathroom to pee, and only about a teaspoon comes out. Why is my bladder taunting me?

I hate it when I'm using a public restroom and my pee sprays all over the place. My urethra has only one hole. Now, I'm hovering over the toilet doing everything I can to avoid falling while trying to keep piss from getting all over me and/or my clothes.

I hate it when a little bit for pee comes out when I cough or laugh too hard. I blame pregnancy for that.

Sometimes I can drink like crazy and go almost all day without peeing, whereas I've had moments where I didn't drink anything and peed all day. Its weird, and I hate it.

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