I hate it when I'm using a public restroom and my pee sprays all over the place. My urethra has only one hole. Now, I'm hovering over the toilet doing everything I can to avoid falling while trying to keep piss from getting all over me and/or my clothes.
I hate it when a little bit for pee comes out when I cough or laugh too hard. I blame pregnancy for that.
Sometimes I can drink like crazy and go almost all day without peeing, whereas I've had moments where I didn't drink anything and peed all day. Its weird, and I hate it.