Wednesday, November 20, 2013

You Grocery Whore

It seems as if I'm constantly cursing someone out at the grocery store. I don't mean to be mean, but it just annoys me when people act stupid.

I hate it when people place their shopping cart in a manner that prevents me from passing. The aisles are only about two carts wide. Why is your cart sideways?! I cursed this old lady out so bad one time, I had to call my mother and apologize to her as though she represented all old people. It was that bad. I mean, I... went... in on that old lady. I was like, "Bitch, this ain't your personal grocery store. The sign outside doesn't say Betty Sue's Grocery Store. Act like other people shop in this mother fucker and keep your cart on the side." Jesus, please help me.

I get annoyed as fuck when people are not ready to pay once the cashier has finished ringing up their items. You've been standing in line forever. Why did you wait until the last minute to get your money together? As soon as you get in line, get your coins in order. Also, know how much your items cost before you get to the cashier. You look so stupid when you have $100 worth of items and you know you only have $20 in your purse. GTFOHWTBS.

I think its rude when people place cold items in random places in the store. I know this may sound crazy, but the store clerks just pick it up and throw it back in the freezer section like nothing happened. Now I pick up the item, only to realize it's spoiled once I get home. Fuck you.

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